Stats:
Height: 5’4″
Measurements: 37, 29, 39
Weight: 130lbs
Body type: Slim with curves in all the right places
Age: A youthful 41
Body hair: If this is extremely important to you either way, we are not a good match. I may or may not have clean, well-groomed body hair when we meet, especially in winter.
Sign: Virgo
Education: Advanced degrees in Anthropology and Geography. Working on a dual MSW and MPH.
Smoker: 420 friendly, but this is a smoke-free incall.
Alcohol: I can’t drink anymore due to migraines, but feel free to bring some for yourself! I personally will never say no to a Red Bull or an unsweetened oat milk latte, and I keep my fridge stocked with soda and fizzy waters.
Dietary preferences: Vegetarian with the occasional delicious exception. I love baked goods, healthy snacks, and fun chip flavors. I do keep some snacks and drinks on hand, but feel free to bring your favorites!
Personality: Silly, warm, kind, direct, nerdy, playful, outgoing (I’m a yapper during longer bookings), passionate.
Hobbies: Yoga, making out, harm reduction (I’m happy to give you Narcan training during our date!) and mutual aid, watching pro wrestling and monster trucks, aerial fitness, local history, old buildings, hiking, art, gaming of all kinds (especially RPGs and unique card games), reading (nonfiction, contemporary fantasy, and horror are my favorites), cooking and eating delicious food, crafting the perfect playlist, pets and other animals, karaoke.
Social media: I think it’s truly evil and stay away as much as possible, but you can find proof that I still exist in some capacity on BlueSky, @theonlyfancyb. I'm not very nice on Reddit, but I'm there, @therealfancyb.
Wishlist/gifts: Gifts are never expected. But if you insist, a copy of a book you loved with the donation tucked inside, any sealed THC product, your favorite board or card game to play together, or a bag of your favorite coffee beans would be perfect… I believe in you. Your good taste already got you this far.
And if you REALLY want to impress me, I run a free store in my community to help my unhoused neighbors, and we always need more stuff: find the current Amazon list here.
A little more about me…
Spending time with me feels like slipping into your favorite t-shirt; comfortable, familiar… but suddenly way more seductive. I’m an irresistible mix of smart, flirty, and down-to-earth, with a knack for making you feel like we’ve known each other forever, even if it’s your first time walking through my door.
I host from a beautiful, discreet, easy-to-find incall with plenty of free parking, just minutes from downtown Indy, Eli Lilly, Lucas Oil Stadium, and the convention center. The space is a reflection of my personal vibe; cozy, inviting, and set up for connection… whether that’s deep conversation, playful teasing, or letting the tension build until we can’t ignore it anymore. I also offer outcalls by request.
I’m often described as “even cuter than expected,” and I have been told that I have an infectious laugh. My natural playfulness and curiosity keep me young, while my 41 years of life experience mean I can find something to talk about with anyone. Imagine your coolest, hottest friend really wants to make out with you like you’re teenagers again… that’s the vibe.
I’m also a diligent planner and a welcoming host, so you don’t have to do anything but show up. No research, no worrying about hotels or dinner reservations, just pick a time, complete my simple screening and deposit process, and come ready to relax.
I love to cook (and eat!) so maybe we’ll get hands-on in the kitchen, making something delicious before creating an even bigger mess. I also love a good movie, and can picture us curled up on the couch until we can’t keep our hands to ourselves. I’m a nerd at heart, so there’s always a board game we can play… and get creative with. Who says you can’t play strip Uno? And if you’ve had a long day, I’ll pull you into a sensual massage that makes everything else disappear.
I’m endlessly curious about your passions, turn-ons, and secret kinks, and I love creating space for you to show up fully. I’m sharp, warm, playful, and always ready for something new. I have advanced degrees in anthropology and geography (and just started a dual MSW/MPH), a lifetime of stories, and a body that knows exactly how to keep you engaged. I also value direct communication, so you’ll never have to wonder if I’m enjoying myself.
If you’re craving a connection that’s as easy and effortless as it is electric, come see me and let me take care of all the details. Just bring your manners, the donation, and an open mind.
Let’s create some time just for you, and make some memories you’ll be thinking about for a long, long time.
